A poem plucked from the headlines What is bitcoin?

What is bitcoin? Basic facts you should know
it's an asset, not a currency
not investable
still dead

What is bitcoin, and how does it work?
it's stupid
on fire
melting, again

What is Bitcoin and what can I do with it?
it's ridiculous
based on the blockchain pipe dream
a delusion that could conquer the world

Who is Bitcoin Girl?

Bitcoin is a Ponzi scheme
and the opposite of one—here's why

Bitcoin is the first hyperdeflation in history
none of the things it was supposed to be

Bitcoin is falling out of favor on the dark web
it's not out of the woods yet

Is bitcoin the new gold?
or fool's gold
or already used as gold

What bitcoin is, and why it matters
it's finding its way into high schools
the most perfect bubble possible

Bitcoin is here to stay—and other tech trends for 2018