A few naughty but true facts:By undertake

A girl is said to be grown up when she starts wearing a bra.
A boy is grown up when he starts removing it....!!
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We all love to spend lots of money buying new clothes
but we never realise that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes....!
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Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is nice,
but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - PRICELESS....!

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Breaking news:
Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore!
A friend of mine was wearing one
when he was shot dead by the woman's husband....!!
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Arguing over a girls breast size is like choosing between
Kingfisher, Fosters,
Carlsberg & Budweiser.
Men may state their preferences,
but they will grab whatever is available....!!
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Why Can’t Anybody Satisfy A Woman completely....?
Because no man has a dick that is made of gold,
decorated with diamonds and ejaculates cash....!!

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Why did Newton commit suicide....?
Because he saw a completely Unclad girl and observed something going up in
his pants against his own laws of gravity....!!

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Why are vegetarian women silent during sex....?
They are in a state of shock that such a tiny piece of meat can give so much pleasure.

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