Put a smile on your face to start a new week that will grant you favor With this joke my dearest one

NA BY FORCE TO MARRY?
During a wedding reception; the groom was called upon to give his vote of thanks to his guests and this is what he came up with:
1. I want to first of all thank the Lord Almighty for creating my wife and to also thank the pastor and his wife for lending us their wedding rings.
2. Special appreciation to my landlord who lent us his car.
3. I am most grateful to my boss for... approving the loan I used for the wedding.
4. Big thanks to the committee of friends for the appeal fund they raised on my behalf.
5. Also to my brother's wife, thank you for lending us your wedding gown.
6. Am so grateful to the cake designer for the cake. I promised to return it tomorrow morning as agreed without cutting or eating out of it.
7. Special thanks to my friends who brought food from their homes to help me feed you all. Please for those who were served food good luck and for Those who didn't get any, well we will make it up to you during our child dedication ( hopefully next year).
8. Very big thanks to my parents for bringing the village cultural band to supply the music as well as entertain us all here, today.
9. Not forgetting the church marriage committee, thank you for persuading my wife to marry me.
10. Appreciation to the married men in the church for rushing me into this marriage.
11. The women are not left out, thanks a lot for teaching my wife how to dance.
12. To the youths, thank you for sweeping and decorating this venue with palm fronds.
13. I am also grateful to my teenage friends for helping with the Zobo drink
14. Appreciation to my co-tenants for contributing money for the cameraman
15. Well, I wish you all safe journey and I pray you don't experience what I suffered for this wedding..😃😀😛

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What is ur stack on dis🙈🙊😊☺

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Joke from us,put a smile on your face

*COUPLE SILENT IN BED*
Wife thinks:
Why is he not talking to me?
Is he thinking of another woman?
Is he seeing someone else?
Don't I appeal to him anymore?
Is he trying to dump me?
Is he now finding me ugly?
Am I not sweet anymore in bed?
Does my makeup repel him these
days?
WHY IS HE UPSET? ��������������������������

Husband thinks:
How on earth can Man-U loose 3-1
to Chelsea...
LUIS VAN GAAL  MUST GO!! ����������������������
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School Child ask his Teacher,
does honey have legs?
Teacher ask why do u ask that?
CHILD because always i hear daddy at night saying,
honey open your legs,....
Teacher fainted.

if u were d teacher wat will b ur answer and ur reaction?...

Hahahahahahaaaaaa ������������☺������☺

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FACTS

Where Are The Mothers of Faith?

Susanna Wesley the mother of the great Man of God,
John Wesley was instrumental in the life of all her children in terms of spiritual up bringing.
She is said to have made sure that each of her children learned major portions of the New Testament by heart at their stage of infancy.
Each child was examined before midday meals and prior to evening prayers.
Her children were never allowed to eat between meals
and she also interviewed each of them one evening every week for the purpose of intensive spiritual instruction and growth.

Todays children have become gluttons,
they watch whatever they want.
They have computers and cellphones with 100gig pornography videos.
A child of a pastor is sleeping around like its a hobby,
the girls are getting pregnant as if in a competition.
Teenage girls are inspired by a naked woman on the front page of lesbian magazines.
Boys drop their pants as if they messed on themselves.
No one desire to be a Pastor anymore
or reverend
Or betterstell derive pleasure in preaching the words of GOD ,
the hunger of God has died in the young people.
No zeal for God but that of stealing and killing.

Où sont les mères de la foi?

Susanna Wesley la mère du grand homme de Dieu,
John Wesley a joué un rôle dans la vie de tous ses enfants en termes de mise en place spirituelle.
Elle dit avoir fait en sorte que chacun de ses enfants ont appris les grandes parties du Nouveau Testament par cœur à leur stade de l'enfance.
Chaque enfant a été examiné avant le repas de midi et avant la prière du soir.
Ses enfants ne furent jamais autorisés à manger entre les repas
et elle a également interrogé chacun d'eux un soir chaque semaine dans le but de l'instruction spirituelle intensive et la croissance.

Les enfants d'aujourd'hui sont devenus gourmands,
ils regardent ce qu'ils veulent.
Ils ont des ordinateurs et des téléphones portables avec vidéos 100gig de pornographie.
Un enfant d'un pasteur dort autour comme son passe-temps,
les filles tombent enceintes, comme si dans une compétition.
Les adolescentes sont inspirés par une femme nue sur la première page de magazines lesbiennes.
Garçons baissent leur pantalon comme si ils se sont trompés sur eux-mêmes.
Nul désir d'être un pasteur plus
ou révérend
Ou betterstell tirer du plaisir dans la prédication de la Parole de Dieu,
la faim de Dieu est mort chez les jeunes.
Pas de zèle pour Dieu, mais que de voler et de tuer.

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